This isn’t cute! Cars only do this when they feel extreme distress!
Maan get that quivering snout outta here
@theholdenmechanic Do you only work on Holden’s? Cause I’m no mechanic but I feel like this sad, wet beast could use some tlc 😂
@oodles-of-boodle this sad wet beast has snapped in half but its a front wheel drive so it can still bounce around. 😂😂 I work on any car, truck, boat etc. 😁😁
So you’re saying this is the vehicular equivalent of an animal with a broken back dragging itself by its front legs? Poor beast. Can she be saved, doc? Or is our only option to have her ‘put to sleep’?
Its would be the most humane thing you could do for the poor thing. Its time to pull out its key. Rest i pieces little car. 😅
As someone who has actually studied the English language there’s a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it’s such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It’s the one that goes “The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat” or something to that effect.
I’m not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master’s in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate “The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it”
You know what Tumblr, I don’t think this one deserves to be found
This might be controversial but I believe that as a DM you should never kill your players. Whether it’s “bad luck” or “a long series of bad decisions,” it causes a lot of unnecessary hardship all around.
